Hey, everyone. I made a vlog. My first in about five years. Lots has changed, ya’ll.

In this episode, be prepared to:

SEE… my dusty as hell monster doll collection.

HEAR… my nasally, head cold-induced voice.

SHIVER… along to the fun facts and terrifying tidbits lodged in this inordinately-long dissertation on the wonderful Universal Monsters of Sideshow Toys!

By the by, I noticed after publishing this that my mustache is totally uneven. Glad I found out now before I did something really embarrassing like posting a video of myself online!